Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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