I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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