i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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