I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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