My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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