Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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