I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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