is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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