it was like his penis was on wheels.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
we should paint friendship bongs
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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