he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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