You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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