Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
i think im in europe. pls send help
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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