I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
