I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
