Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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