So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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