Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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