You're my little dorito
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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