yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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