I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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