Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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