just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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