Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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