Can Purell be used as lube?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Randomize
