I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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