so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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