you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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