so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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