just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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