We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
im holly from the hills drunk
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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