Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I need to calm my uterus...
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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