whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Nicole vs. Life
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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