His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Semen is not good for contacts.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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