I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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