It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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