There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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