we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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