Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He passed out mid-signature
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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