Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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