Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
my shit smells like andre
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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