I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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