If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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