She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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