well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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