My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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