New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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