Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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