Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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