the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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