dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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