STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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