billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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